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MUGLER
We can’t wait to see who’ll be rocking around town in this MUGLER masterpiece - clearly inspired by the industry and bird life of District 12.
SOURCE: datingsymbol.com
Day One: 5 Fave Excuses
This is stupid. But here goes.
1. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. All because I never invested in LifeAlert. Shame.
2. My guinea pig ate my homework. Much more creative than a dog, and guinea pigs actually do like to nibble on some tasty high caliber paper. In my experience at least.
3. My life sucks so I don’t give a shit. Really, it’s true.
4. I would have gotten back to you but your ego and selfish tendencies got in the way of me caring. Shazam suckers.
5. Due to my lack of intelligence, incredibly lazy demeanor, and my general disregard for all things important, I just couldn’t muster up the desire to participate in life.
Maybe these are a bit of a stretch. But we get the picture, right?
Since I’ve Been MIA For So Long…
Day One: Top Five Favorite Excuses
Day Two: Top Five Favorite Books You’ve Read For School
Day Three: Top Five Names You Wish Were Yours
Day Four: Top Five Favorite Things About The Internet
Day Five: Top Five Places You’d Like To Live
Day Six: Top Five Things That Happened To You This Past Year
Day Seven: Top Five Favorite Historical Figures
Day Eight: Top Five Biggest Fictional Crushes
Day Nine: Top Five People You’d Like To Kill
Day Ten: Top Five Reasons You Feel The Way You Do Right Now
Day Eleven: Top Five Languages You Wish You Were Fluent In
Day Twelve: Top Five Trends/Styles You Abhor
Day Thirteen: Top Five Dream Jobs
Day Fourteen: Top Five Things You’d Do If You Had Magical Abilities
Day Fifteen: Top Five Favorite Beverages
Day Sixteen: Top Five Things In Life You’d Like An Explanation For
Day Seventeen: Top Five Favorite Things To Do Where You Live
Day Eighteen: Top Five Favorite Sporting Events
Day Nineteen: Top Five Favorite Sandwiches
Day Twenty: Top Five Most Annoying Celebrities
Day Twenty-One: Top Five Movies You Quote Constantly
Day Twenty-Two: Top Five Sexiest People Ever (Dead Or Alive)
Day Twenty-Three: Top Five Worst Teachers You’ve Ever Had
Day Twenty-Four: Top Five Things You Do During “Me-Time”
Day Twenty-Five: Top Five Products You Most Desire
Day Twenty-Six: Top Five Most Useful Inventions
Day Twenty-Seven: Top Five Most Annoying Things About Yourself
Day Twenty-Eight: Top Five Favorite TV Shows
Day Twenty-Nine: Top Five Biggest Guilty Pleasures
Day Thirty: Top Five Favorite Song Lyrics
“UP, UP, UP! IT’S GOING TO BE A BIG, BIG, BIG DAY!”
— EFFIE TRINKET (via thecapitolcouture)
Capitol Couture: CAN WE GET A VOLUNTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE?
CAN WE GET A VOLUNTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE?
Have you heard the news? Word on the streets of District 12 (yes, that District 12: home to Haymitch “Can I have another?” Abernathy) is they have their first volunteer in ages: a young female Tribute by the name of Katniss Everdeen.
We hear she’s…
I wish I could say it was Salinger or Fitzgerald, but Megan McCafferty wrote one of the few books that I read in high school to have a lasting impact on me. McCafferty’s protagonist, Jessica Darling, is the reason I still strive to be snarky and seemingly detached while hell-bent on losing my virginity to Marcus Flutie.
